Cute Green Dino Dinosaurs were smart...they left. Dinosaurs were smart...they left.


hearing someone say a really good comeback during an argument


(via youonlyliveonce-when-it-is-right)


when the person behind you keep kicking your chair in class


(via lolsofunny)




how do penises even fit in pants

you have to tuck it in your butthole 

thank you

(Source: hungarian, via that-asian-you-know)



i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

(Source: petalnoseremade99, via nevershoutdrewflu)

"I’m not fascinated by people who smile all the time. What I find interesting is the way people look when they are lost in thought, when their face becomes angry or serious, when they bite their lip, the way they glance, the way they look down when they walk, when they are alone and smoking a cigarette, when they smirk, the way they half smile, the way they try and hold back tears, the way when their face says they want to say something but can’t, the way they look at someone they want or love… I love the way people look when they do these things. It’s… beautiful."
- Unknown (via saint)

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